Most of the credit going to Goldie for saying it, I just wrote it down, sharpened it a little and wrote the last verse and a half.  Copyrighted here for later sale at Cracker Barrel on 1.5 ft yard signs

          IF YOU PISS 
    UPON MY FLOWERS

         DONT YOU FRET
    FOR I WON’T GLOWER

           I’LL JUST HUNT
              YOU DOWN
                INSTEAD

        AND PLANT YOU 
     IN MY FLOWER BED 

          BURMA SHAVE