What do you do when the decibel of the
2-year-old’s screaming
Makes your brain quiver. 

Invite your old college friend,Captain and Diet,
for a pool play date
And give the 2-y-o candy…..lots of candy. 

When her parents show up to collect her and ask
“How’d it go?”
Simply reply, “we had some friends over 
and the day went great!”

What happens here stays here.
Note to self:
Buy lots of ice cream for next time. 

Brain freeze is  an old and trusted 
grandparenting tool.