All the Underwoods stand

With our heads at the same angle.
The Sweets, we’re known for our leadership skills,
Though some may call us bossy.

I’m the one in three who went grey before forty but

Starting out blonde makes me look platinum instead.

I got my mom’s blue eyes and my dad’s bad knees

And damnit, I could have done without the diabetes.

Even when they’ve gone on and left me behind,
I’ll be able to look in the mirror and find that

I’ll still have them with me when they’re gone.