The manual lists the following:
38 screws,  35 mm long,
28 screws,  50 mm long,
8 screws, 15 mm long,
and 20 that are “adjustable,”
whatever that means.

If I unpack the cushions now,
they will recover from their vacuum pack,
cryogenically sealed bags
in about two hours.

I wonder what else I will unleashed
when I open those bags. 
A stowaway vermin spreading death
like fleas on the backs of rats?
Unlikely, but I feel itchy. 

“MADE IN CHINA” is stamped under “90lbs.”

On Amazon Prime Day,
the box encountered a
          “delivery incident.”

I’m quite sure that means yesterday’s delivery guy
refused to wrangle the box off the truck.

Today’s guy, in a great fanfare
of untoward language and slamming of tailgates,
deposited the seen-better-days box
on my front stoop.

Now, all the parts spread out before me,
I wonder, what in the world was I thinking?!