Did anyone else see that fat cheese moon last night?
Looked like I could have plucked it from the sky,
some kind of shiny cheddar fruit from heaven.
I swear I could have. I swear I would have
served a fromage-focused feast made
from my spoils. I would stop every
guest at the door and ask each of
them:    “Hey, Did you bring
Lactaid? I have some in
the medicine cabinet
in the downstairs
bathroom.”