how to loosen a jar from the nose of a bear
I didn’t know Kentucky had tarantulas.
Matthieu says they are native wolves.
Funny, it doesn’t look like a wolf.
My very first thought on seeing one,
“sure glad that thing can’t fly.”
If it starts howling at the moon,
I’m gonna need a new pair of shorts.
For a moment there was no desire,
no predilection for sweet diction.
However knowing this bear, and
the flavor of wonderful word hunny
I’m gonna put my face back in that jar.
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From title to tit, this old wang is a “wonderful word hunny”
Lol…thanks Jim 😀
oh but whatta way to go.
The image of a tarantula howling at the moon is as amusing as it is terrifying. Loved this.
LOVE LOVE LOVE. You are on FIRE!
That second stanza made me snort coffee through my nose, you bastard.
I don’t know how to approach this one. lol
Lol….I had the same problem…lolol
I love the images that evoke Winnie the Pooh (but then again I see Disney everywhere, lol!). This is a wonderfully creative poem!
You took me there and back. Love the self aware poem!