friends jump at the chance to say that i’m kind and sweet
enemies would say that i’m trusting, promiscuous and can be mean
pets would probably say i’m the best they’ll ever meet
family will say i’m responsible and easy to please 
strangers would say my face looks elven, interesting to spot in a street

and what would i say when asked about me?
frankly, i’d say all of those things
and i’m not upset about them
not even the sayings of my enemies
i am who i am, and i am me