The new fighting exercises are
arriving soon. I was excited
but now I’m apprehensive.
The ring is elevated eight feet
so I can’t see who’s waiting there
I jump, grab the edge of the
canvas, but can’t pull off a pull-up.
Not too auspicious for a martial
It’s rumored our foes will be
Already I want
to give them a kiss, though they are
trained to kill me.
Were I in charge, I’d organize