If I authored your life: a haiku
I can’t see the slightest point of that, when I have the alternative of inventing utterly
subservient slave-people, whose every detail of appearance and behaviour I can bend to serve my theme and plot.
— Barbara Kingsolver, on whether people she knows appear (fictionalized) in her works
I, omnipotent,
would revise your lack of faith
in your own pizzazz.
lol