that time (i) got confused
and walked (i)n the realty office
and thought it said real(i)ty
and you laughed at my gr(i)n
and thought (i) was sweet
and on our th(i)rd date confessed
and told me you’d cr(i)nged
and called it the we(i)rdest pickup line ever
and then at our wedding (i) confessed
and said (i)’d genuinely got confused
and you laughed at my gr(i)n, again
that’s the time l(i)fe got it right