You know how much it costs to pull a tooth?
The answer: more than I make. 
I don’t know enough folks for GoFundMe
and am too old to make an OnlyFans. 

So I sit in pain and curse the state senators
for preaching about the sanctity of life
when so many politicians make money
off misery. Something should be done. 
We’re in need of a reckoning, I reckon.