Can you tell us what it’s like being a cat?

Well, I could

Okay. What’s your favorite food?

Food is food. But you’d better keep to the damn schedule!

What do you like to do for fun?

We don’t have “fun”. We hunt.

Why are you so picky about giving and receiving affection?

Because our love is not cheap.

Do you have any advice for human beings?

Yes. Relax. Let life happen, as it happens. We cats have a saying:

Sleep well–the sun will follow its course.