Q: If you could pack only one thing for a trip to a deserted island, what would you pack?
A: The alphabet.
Q: If you were to change your name, what might you change it to?
A: Neti, Neti. Sanscrit for not this, not that.
Q: What is your favorite activity?
Q: What do you do in your spare time?
Q: Do you have any advice for a young semi-colon?
Q: Do you feel misunderstood?
A: Yes. And no.
Q: Do you have any regrets?
A. Absolutely not.