Is Anything Clean in my Drawers?

I get up from my desk to leave
happen to look down and see dirt
on my white with a painted sea scene shirt
the I-thought-was-clean shirt
I put on first thing this morning shirt
the inherited-from-my-mother shirt
the purchased-in-Cape-Cod shirt
the Where on Earth? tagged shirt

I wonder whose dirt is on the shirt

I take off the dirty white shirt
put in the laundry basket
say good morning to Mother
put on another shirt     a pink shirt
the mastiff-drinking-wine design shirt
the Wine takes the bitch out of me shirt
ink-stains all over the back shirt
the a-pen-got-into-the-washer-and-dryer shirt
that pen splotched lots of shirts 

I wonder if I have any clean shirts