1
There was a young fella from Kentucky 
still in love with his old rubber ducky.
Who’s your daddy? he’d say,
can we go all the way?
And then he’d proceed to get lucky!

2
There was a young man from Murray
who in bed was a bit of a worry.
Two minutes would’ve passed 
& he was ready to blast. 
His girlfriend said, what’s your hurry?

3
There was a young woman from Carlisle 
who liked to give service with a smile. 
She never would flinch
if you just had an inch
& she was good for up to a mile!

4
There is a young fellow from Danville
whose erection is hard as an anvil. 
It’s too much for the ladies
who think they’re in Hades
but if a woman won’t try it, a man will!