There was a young fella from Kentucky 
still in love with his old rubber ducky.
Who’s your daddy? he’d say,
can we go all the way?
And then he’d proceed to get lucky!

There was a young man from Murray
who in bed was a bit of a worry.
Two minutes would’ve passed 
& he was ready to blast. 
His girlfriend said, what’s your hurry?

There was a young woman from Carlisle 
who liked to give service with a smile. 
She never would flinch
if you just had an inch
& she was good for up to a mile!

There is a young fellow from Danville
whose erection is hard as an anvil. 
It’s too much for the ladies
who think they’re in Hades
but if a woman won’t try it, a man will!