Kroger Grocery Pickup Order, June 11, 2020
1 Home Haircut Kit for Dummies
7 Washable Summer-Weight Masks (Fogless Variety)
1 box (30-count) of Anti-Itch Pads for Eyes, Nose and Mouth (Coupon Loaded)
1 Home Recycler for Kroger Plastic Bags
4th of July Sparklers (10-Pack) with Durable Flashes of Love and Tolerance
1 large vacuum-packed sack of Perfectly Predictable Days (No Substitutions)
1 bottle (1 gallon) Gorilla Glue for Cracks in Sanity
1 large bag of Gift-Wrapped Hugs
2 Pre-Paid Cards for 7 Zoom-Free Days each
1 can of News (16 oz.) Comment: I will decide whether to open or not
Items Ordered: 10
Comments: Please package in a box large enough for me and my cat to escape to between orders
6 thoughts on "Kroger Grocery Pickup Order, June 11, 2020"
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My favorite part is: “1 large vacuum-packed sack of Perfectly Predictable Days” . It’s something I forgot I missed; thank you for capturing that!
I want some of the Gorilla glue, please. And I’ll take the box when you’re done with it.
Great poem.
This poem is so amusing, i love it!
I really need those “Anti-Itch Pads for Eyes, Nose and Mouth,”
coupon or not!
Isn’t it true, Karen – it seems my nose itches tons more now than before all this!
Love it! Esp. the way it moves from the literal to the figurative.