If you’ve read more than two self-help books

If you know what all these letters and symbols mean: LGBTQIA+

If you’re an old man who thinks his opinion is worth anything

Refer to the title

footnote:  Those of us who have been abducted by aliens sadly find no room, no letter, no succor in the sexual segregation alphabet club.  Where is the symbol, where is the community, where is the support for we hexsexuals?