Some radioactive powers gained
after a bite from a radioactive something.
A list of not-lame super-names,
and the only one that didn’t break copyright.
A costume makes a theme
and a theme makes the merchandising.
Always thinking that more was more,
the clearance section gave him more for less.
Shoulder pads, knee pads, chains, a metal skull mask,
a cape that came with tatters, gloves that came with spikes.
An eye catching sports car, a swanky clubhouse,
a really good boy, a really small cape.
A burglary report through the themed phone,
a slide to action down the themed pole.
BLAM! WHIFF! POW!

BLAM! — A burglar shoots his gun
WHIFF! — Lonny falls down
POW! — Lonny hits the ground