Let’s throw a party
while the grown-ups are away

We’ll play games, like
Never Have I Ever Been Paid Fairly
Russian Roulette, except it’s my health (i.e. which untreated ailment will be
the one to kill me)
Compare student loan debt to apples to credit card debt

Let’s play House,
but a House of hetero roommates
We can’t afford a mortgage
and absolutely no gay rat weddings