My Favorite Relative
One time I shot a rabbit.
I’ve shot deer, wild boar, wild goats and sheep.
I never shot another rabbit, ever.
I think it was the only time
I disappointed him. I was young
nine or ten, I cried
when he picked up the carcass.
He didn’t act angry, just quietly said
I don’t need you to act like a girl.
My Uncle Bert was what in those days
would be called a man’s man.
He raised coon hounds, homing pidgins,
and ran a go cart track in back of his house.
At the front of his house was a burger joint.
He and my aunt Gladys had five girls.
On Friday night, he would arrive unannounced
to pick me up and keep me for the weekend
so he had a buddy to do boy stuff.
I loved him.
My Mother disliked him, said he had a foul mouth
and so he did. He also told off color jokes
in fact, he knew more jokes
than anybody I’ve ever seen.
His girls were older than me
and they married young. Every single one of them
had boys. From then on
I didn’t get to see him so much.
I still loved him.
Uncle Bert:
You don’t see guys named Bert any more.
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A rare and revealing glimpse into our half of the world. Thanks, Bobby
Thanks Larry,
How true, that it is a word that exists only in memory. They don’t make ’em that no more. Makes me kind of homesick.
Really great. Brought back memories of my grandfather and me the oldest boy grandchild.
Wow, that just touched off a cascade of memories Duke. My grandfather had nine children and I was his only grandson. Not only was this a great relationship for me and him, I had a dozen girl cousins who saw to my education in what was then considered social media.
Even though this poem speaks to the male experience, I can still relate to fond memories of a unique time and place in one’s childhood – and missing it. Very evocative poem! And, I love the last line!
Boys once named Bert are now Tyler and
Dillon and a whole lot of names that would have seemed not strong in days gone by.
Strong names elict strong actions . . .
Bruce Florence