L. Ron Hubbard and 
Joseph Smith were
fighting at the table.

Dinner, ruined.
Jesus looked pissed.
Mahatma Gandhi
gave Mother Teresa
a look–
“Here they go again.”

“We know there are infinite worlds; infinite possibilities,” 
said one.
“Yes, but only one Savior,”
said the other.

Edgar Cayce butted in.
“Aren’t you both overdue for an incarnation?”
“Don’t start, Edgar,”
said Aristotle.

Satan threw an apple,
setting off a food fight
that lasted ten centuries–
until, at last,
Jesus stood.

“No fighting at the table.”