Attended a class the other day
Just the most boring
Oh do let me say…

The man couldn’t teach
Just hemmed and hawed
And wandered around
I sure wasn’t awed

But so successful
In things that he does
That’s what was told me
That was the buzz

What a waste of my time
And the room was so cold
I sat feigning interest
Slowly growing green mold

I sat till the end
Wasn’t raised in a shack
Two hours of my life
That I’ll never get back

I’m sure he was nice
I mean, he wasn’t an ass
But it sure wold behoove him
To take a speech class