Observations on the Mating Rituals of the Buff-Bodied Gym Rat
Females of the Gym Rat species
can be identified by their brightly-colored,
skin-tight plumage and their seeming indifference
to the males who can be spotted
furtively glancing with wide open eyes
although some of the older
previously banded individuals
may try to avert their gaze
which can be difficult considering
the showy display of the females.
The males will typically stand facing
a mirror in full view of the females and lift
large weights to demonstrate their strength.
Some may even make grunting noises
to show the extreme effort required
to build such massive muscles.
Physiques built in this way
are believed to attract the female
of the species. Unfortunately, at some point,
the muscles become too large and prevent
the female Gym Rat from desiring
the over-developed male.
More studies are needed to ascertain
the success rate of these mating rituals.
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Ho Ho you have a really light touch
with this one. My deceased partner
used to go to the gym (not for the girls
of course) but I always thought it all
ludicrous, which you have caught very
well with this fine poem. “More studies
are needed”……INDEED
More studies are needed to ascertain
the success rate of these mating rituals.
Those last two lines!
Lol, I’m a gym rat without the brightly colored skin-tight plumage but with the same indifference to the males as are they to me. I really enjoyed the last two verses.