Eats the middle
of all the cinnamon rolls. 

Makes pancakes
on Wednesdays–

aims to break
flip records

in the kitchen. 
Tears the top off

blueberry muffins.
Eats just the streusel.

Is allergic to eggs. Dares
to scramble them anyway.

Picks at last night’s 
brownies. Calls it breakfast. 

I like a man who eats 
pizza in the morning. Cold.