Hey there! Thanks for coming on the show!
Some fun questions from our patrons, then we’ll let you go!

First just let me say how we all are dumbstruck
By your enormous, voluminous, big, loud truck!

It rumbles, it grumbles, it belches out smoke!
So tall that the wheels require 60 inch spokes!

But…

Why choose a whip which needs so much gas?
Is it simply to get your ice cream home fast?

Why do you take up four parking spaces?
Is it so no one your “off-roader” defaces?

When you gun it and run it, before walkers pass through,
Is it just cuz you have something better to do?

Rolling through stop signs, turning left on red,
Do traffic laws not exist in your head? 

Your bumper sticker says “This Man Puts Up a Fight!”
But have you ever hauled anything heavier than Bud Light?

One last question, you’re such a good sport.
(And we know that you have that appointment in court.)

With all of that going, From To and To From,
Have you ever been able to make someone come?