Pick your people,
Put em in a pocket,
Shake em around
Till they feel right at home

You feelin’ sad?
Maybe take out ole’ Fred
He’ll smile and wave,
And do a little jig

Wisdom, perhaps?
I’ve a pal for that, too
She’s aged and calm,
And her friends call her Lou

And if you’re mad?
Try Sensible Sally,
She’ll talk you out
Of your messes and strifes
 
Pocket people
Will pleasure you, grow you,
Give you a hand
But once you take em out,

They can’t ever go back in.