Can a boy from South Jersey whose parents blocked hats for a living grow up to become a country music star?
How many lives have been changed by hands-free soap dispensers?
How could Captain Hook refer to his mother as Mrs. Hook when he didn’t lose his hand until he was an adult? (Yes, he sings about it in the musical theatre production.)
Why have we never seen Rush Limbaugh and Barney the dinosaur in the same place?
Did Shakespeare ever say, “Now, don’t quote me on this”?
Was e=mc2 just a lucky guess?
Will you ever get a straight answer when you ask how to get to Carnegie Hall?
Finally, are we actually descended from aliens who got stranded here on Earth while on a 3-hour tour? A 3-hour tour?
I should apologize for that last one, but–sorry, not sorry.