you turn left at the Jesus statue
go about halfway up
past that old barn they
burned down last Halloween
then hang a right
when you get there
go up on the porch
ask for old Patrick
he can stop blood,
they say he got it from
his papaw, who was
a seventh son of a seventh son,
I don’t know though
never much cared
for all those old timey
but they say
it works