Have you missed me?
It’s been awhile.
I’m the guy who wrote about obscure topics,
Making references to people, places and things that would probably never occur to you,
Like hands-free soap dispensers, Arnold Rothstein and Corn Nuts.

It’s hard to forget about COVID-19 and police brutality,
But it’s not impossible–at least for a few minutes.
For example, when was the last time you used a slide rule?
Is Sarah Palin’s marriage really over?  If so, do I have a chance with her?
Are cargo pants here to stay?

OK, that was a start.
For now, just remember the advice I gave you:
Use your turn signals, spay and neuter your pets and always keep a diversified portfolio.
You’re welcome.