1) Hide all raw burgers
in the trash bin
so he doesn’t ask why
we didn’t want to get
food poisoning.

2) Popcorn
is only a food group
when he dictates it so,
and only allowed to be eaten
in the backroom
by him.

3) All closest doors
be closed
to avoid unnecessary

4) Mumbling is prohibited by all
except for

5) Your needs
have no value.