Forgets that hell

is other people

with a fervent haste


Shoots  blank

messages

to imperfect strangers

with “Go to the gun

range” listed as their ideal

date

 

Refreshes inbox

with unforeseen agony

every other

split second

Wonders why

anyone would use

pick-up lines

when they’re trying

to get laid


Seems like a contradiction

 

Brief bio:

-Five foot

nothing

-Only has one

working eye

but likes what he sees

-Enjoys a nice pipe

-Rejected the Nobel prize

-Has needs like you

fucking people


Sorry not so good

at bios

any questions

just ask