Sartre tries out online dating
Forgets that hell
is other people
with a fervent haste
Shoots blank
messages
to imperfect strangers
with “Go to the gun
range” listed as their ideal
date
Refreshes inbox
with unforeseen agony
every other
split second
Wonders why
anyone would use
pick-up lines
when they’re trying
to get laid
Seems like a contradiction
Brief bio:
-Five foot
nothing
-Only has one
working eye
but likes what he sees
-Enjoys a nice pipe
-Rejected the Nobel prize
-Has needs like you
fucking people
Sorry not so good
at bios
any questions
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