Forgets that hell

is other people

with a fervent haste

Shoots  blank


to imperfect strangers

with “Go to the gun

range” listed as their ideal



Refreshes inbox

with unforeseen agony

every other

split second

Wonders why

anyone would use

pick-up lines

when they’re trying

to get laid

Seems like a contradiction


Brief bio:

-Five foot


-Only has one

working eye

but likes what he sees

-Enjoys a nice pipe

-Rejected the Nobel prize

-Has needs like you

fucking people

Sorry not so good

at bios

any questions

just ask