she can’t stop laaaughin
cause sadness makes her feel so god damn high
stuck at an altitude 
that would take my breath away
kinda how she does
cause I can’t even climb a flight of stairs

we’re only two years apart
why would you be dead

a joke: what’s the best thing about switzerland?
idk but its flag is a big plus
say it at the bar for laughs tonight
throw a frisbee
have the type of fun you can have till your forty
and never get tired of

cigarettes and french fries
really good scrambled eggs in bed with me

I’m drunk and I wanna kiss you
I’M DRUNK AND I WANNA KISS YOU
46% sure I dreamed that conversation
read into my laughter over the internet 
let’s make out in a kayak
I was a girl scout baby I’ll keep you warm

sorry for the elective dietary restrictions 
that prevented you from making me eggs