Cigarettes and roller skates
three inch heels and layered hairdos

polished nails, banana splits
bikinis, martinis, permanent waves

knitting slippers, painting walls
bowls of goldfish, contact lenses

baking biscuits, adopting cats
platform shoes and baby sitting

clip on earrings, disco dancing
foundation makeup, miniature golf

red meat, fried fish, lottery tickets
selling anything, sun bathing

tent camping, working,
sports events of any sort

turkey roasting, chocolate malts
ladder climbing, jogging

given up for good!

-Sue Neufarth Howard