I would like to write
words that would make you change your mind
Big fat chance of that

Only pompous fools believe their words mean anything
Ask your wife – ask your kids

Huh?  is the answer 96% of the time unless you ask
Are you hungry?
Want some money?

I’ll be writing mostly about the masochistic tendencies of cat owners
I’ve spent months now examining why I’ve allowed several to adopt me
And have important scientific hypotheses to communicate

Experiments to perform
Analyses to peruse
Findings to release

The important things in my life are so unimportant
I hope this is true for you
Breath comes much easier when you’re not shouting