I’m sorry  
    you have a headache.
    you missed your appointment.
    your dog died.
    somebody took your sandwich from the lunchroom fridge.
    
I’m sorry
    I have bad breath.
    your teenage son hates you.
    you’re going bald.
    I took your favorite pen and then lost it.
   
I’m sorry
    my presentation fell flat.
    my cake did too.
    she didn’t come to your party.
    she doesn’t love you.
    
I’m sorry the test came back positive.
I’m sorry I lived longer than you.