This is only a test.

If it were serious
    it would be all over
        Facebook
        Twitter
        Reddit
              local news
                national news
                      Al Jazeera
                      BBC
                           The New York Fucking Times.

I wouldn’t just know about it from
        my family
               my friends
                     my own eyes.

So it must be a test
        or else we’d be talking about it.

Right?