I don’t know how he did it, but he did it!
He made the world a better, safer place!
With a multi-colored halo he saved us!
From rockets raining hell on us from space!

The leaders from past times shot up a brick.
Like always, he was there with the board!
But he wasn’t just catching an orange ball!
His loving hands were cradling the world!

I don’t know how he did it, but did it!
He made the world a better, safer place!
With a multi-colored halo, he saved us!
From rockets raining hell on us from space!

It wasn’t the first time he’d been a winner.
Or kept a bunch of Rockets on the ground.
He’d worked hand in hand with the admiral
to move the Spurs on to another round!

But this game we were playing was much greater
A starving country had a massive bomb!
And their leaders and ours, they were not talking,
There was fear that one day we all would be gone.

When others were a talking he was working.
There were millions in range of artillery. 
And the best rebounder in the world brought them all to the table,
While people laughed at him, he set them free!

I don’t know how he did it, but he did it!
He made the world a better, safer place!
With a multi-colored halo he saved us!
From rockets raining hell on us from space!