the boat is sinking (Found Poem)
So I said, let me ask you a question,
and he said, nobody ever asked this question
and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT.
Very smart.
He goes,
I say, what would happen if the boat sank
from its weight?
And you’re in the boat and
you have this tremendously powerful battery
and the battery is now underwater
and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there,
by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately,
do you notice that a lot of shark [sic]?
I watched some guys justifying it today.
Well, they weren’t really that angry.
They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that
they were,
they were not
hungry,
but they misunderstood
what
who
she was?
These people are.
He said there’s no problem with sharks.
They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now.
It really got decimated
and other people do a lot of shark attacks.
So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat,
10 yards or here,
do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking?
Water goes over the battery,
the boat is sinking.
Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted
or do I jump over by the shark
and not get electrocuted?
Because I will tell you
he didn’t know the answer.
He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.
I said, I think it’s a good question.
I think there’s a lot of electric current
coming through that water.
But you know what I’d do if there was a shark
or you get electrocuted,
I’ll take electrocution every single time.
(TFG/DJT, stump speech in Las Vegas, 09 June 2024)