She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a copper ten gauge

Has pots and kettles on a low boil
Mystery mason jars roiling on the shelves
Wise in the garden with weeds and herbs
Long blonde legs, habanero salsa

She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a copper ten gauge

She puts me on a kidney cleanse, a seven day fast
All that you love must be put aside, baby
Meat dairy fish eggs tea coffee
Sugar alcohol chocolate and me

She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a copper ten gauge

Rind of lemon in your left cheek, carrot in your right
Chew forty times,, spit in the jar,  add marjoram cats claw comfrey root
Fennel chickory uvae versa gravel root marshmallow root
It’s bitter baby, drink it up

She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a ten gauge

Then comes the colonic tonic
It’s a salt water flush with a rectal probe
An explosive expulsion, don’t leave the vacinity all day boy
You are reamed and I don’t mean maybe

She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a ten gauge

At the end it’s a roll in the nettles
A soup and a salad of the same
A poke in the nest for the ground hornets
Stand still for a shower of stings

She’s a ten gauge
A live wire
She makes me feel good
Hot, a ten gauge