The Diswater Case
[This is in my WIP collection — The Law of the Spirits: Lexington During Prohibition. A “blind pig” was an establishment for the illegal sale of alcohol, sometimes a business, sometimes a residence.]
Prohibited liquor seized by federal agents
Lexington Herald
The backdoor rattles with cops’ knocks;
our blind pig is exposed.
They come to seize our whiskey.
The predicament unfolds.
There must have been a sneaky snitch
who gleaned a fat reward.
How carefully we sold our booze,
a closely guarded horde.
I grab the bottles, toss the lids,
but find my sink still full.
I pour the whiskey in the froth –
so tragic to befoul.
The agents charge into our home,
they search throughout the house.
I foolishly leave the bottles out –
appalling to my spouse.
They search so hard for evidence,
but find no drops of drink
until the supervisor comes
upon the kitchen sink.
They cluster at my sudsy brew,
all sniffing like bloodhounds.
“It’s in the dirty water, Sam!”
and laughter sounds around.
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This has such wonderful rhythm and was incredibly fun to read! Thank you for sharing. 🙂
Thank you! The report in the Lexington Herald was hilarious. It called for a poem. LoL I’m loving reading old articles and listening to oral histories for this collection.
That sounds like an amazing treasure trove to build off of!
What a scene! No wasted lines with this one either.
Thank you, Jeremy!
What a delight
Thank you! I hope it made people laugh.
A poem with so much movement. Enjoyable to read.
Thank you so much, Virginia
I love this project you’ve started! It’s amazing what history is out there for us to learn. Enjoyed the poem and the term “blind pig.”
Thank you so much, Sylvia! I started this spring semester, 2020 in Frank Walker’s “sequential poetry” class (completed the semester on line due to COVID) , and I really haven’t been dedicated enough to it. LoL But when I have time to go digging, I absolutely love the research.
This is fantastic! I had a lot of fun reading this, E.E.!
Thanks, H. A. I hope it made you laugh.
The rhyme and meter had a fun flow, and the story, with its sense of humor, was just fantastic to read through this poem.
Gosh, thank you, Diana!
I love how you incorporate the vocabulary in this funny flowing scene of a poem.
Thank you, Shaun!