THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO. SOMETHING WAS EVERY STUPID.
IT WAS AN ANIMAL, WET AT BOTH ENDS LIKE THEY MOST ARE,
AND WET IN EXTRA PLACES TOO,
LIKE IT-S NOSE, FAMOUSLY, IT BEING A DOG
OR -IT WOULD BE -IN A FEW MOMENTS ANY-WAY.  

A VERSION OF YOU DEAD FOR A DOZEN STONE STRATA
EXTENDED A HAND ((SKY STILL RIFE WITH ELDERLY STARS))
(I AM THE FIRST DOG NOW) I HAD SURELY SEEN YOU SMASH SO MANY SKULLS OF OTHER PROTO-DUMBTHINGS
INTO CRUNCHY PULP
BUT I LAPPED AT IT ANYWAY.
BECAUSE IT WAS SLICKED WITH FAT OF SOME ANIMAL WHOSE FORM WOULD SEEM FOREIGN TO ANYONE ALIVE NOW.  

I WALKED BY YOU FOR EONS DYING AT YOUR SIDE AND IN YOUR SERVICE AND BY YOUR HAND AND WITH YOUR MISFEEDING AND UNDER YOUR STONES AND BENEATH YOUR WHEELS AND AROUND YOUR NEEDLES AND WITHIN YOUR FUMES AND BY YOUR FIST LADEN ANGER BUT ALSO YOUR LOVE LADEN FATS WHEN MY LITTLE BODY WAS TOO ROUND TOO MOVE ITSELF WHICH EVERY ONE WE AGREED WAS AWFULLY FUNNY  

LETS, US, PUT ANTENNAES ON HER AND SHE MAKE A LITTLE SPACEMEN, ONE OF YOU POSITS.
A GLASSMAKER IN RUSSIA
WHO CRAFTS THE FISHBOWLS OF THE ELITE MAKES A PREFECT CRYSTALLINE SPHERE
YOU LOWER IT DEFERENTLY OVER MY TINY TRIANGLE EARS AND STUPID HEAD. MY PAWS HAVE NEOPRENE MITTENS AND MY BODY IS PRISON ORANGE IN MY HILARIOUS! TINY JUMPSUIT.
YOUR AUNT MADE A PATCH FOR MY HAUNCH THAT SAYS JUNIOR SPACEMAN. MY EYES UP AT YOU, THEY GLISTEN WETTER THROUGH THE SHEEN OF THE DOME AND IT REFLECTS LAUGHING FACES. A DOG SUITED AS MARTIAN! TRULY WE HAVE MADE EXPENSIVE FOLLY FOR SHEER WONDER, NO DOUBT YOU ALL AGREED. I COULD ONLY HEAR A MUFFLED HUM

  THANK YOU SIR, ROCKET MY PUPPY BODY INTO THE ATMOSPHERE SO HARD SIR, THAT MY EYES SINK IN TOO FAR AND STOP WORKING SIR, THANK YOU, AN HONOR I FEEL MY PLASTIC COVERED FEET SINK SLOW AND WEIGHTLESS INTO THE SURFACE.
IT IS INTERSTELLAR DUST.  PUPPY BODY IS COLD. I RADIO BACK TO BASE,

“””“WE ARE FINE RIGHT NOW BUT WILL DIE SOON, LIKE THEY DO ON EVEREST.
BUT LIKE, IF THEY DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR IT””””

BUT THEY LAUGH BECAUSE I ACTUALLY AM MAKING CHARMING DOG SOUNDS.   FROM THE MOON. A FAIR THING TO LAUGH AT.
PUPPY (HERE WE USE PUPPY AS AN AFFECTIONATE AND AGGRIVATING MISNOMER FOR ALL ADULT DOGS) BODY STIFFENING AS YOU HAVE LAST THOUGHTS — – –

– I – I AM THE FIRST DOG – !