Johnny thought his job was fun
hits and blood and guts
funny banter with funny partners
all night pizzarias
twenty-four hour shifts
the power of coffee
a friendly rivalry with a friendly rival
an unfriendly rivalry with an unfriendly rival
always something
never boring
never time to think

Janie had to go underground
and no one’s wit was ever quite as quick
Sandry got old
and then he got slow
and he was the one that liked the pizza the most
Watson’s coffee got discontinued
but Jackson’s coffee was good enough
Friendly Freddy got shot and hospitalized
then he got shot and died
Johnny was the one that shot
Unfriendly Frank between the eyes

always something
never boring
never time to think
hits and blood and guts
Johnny thought his job was fun