I feel sorry that some women

have to constantly talk

about what has been

done to them by certain kinds of men.

I want to give them all a hug

and tell them to quit pouring out

their heart to these shrunken beasts

and most of those guys can’t help it anyway,

they have nothing intelligent to say to you.

They think you are a ball of yarn.

They really should paw at themselves,

that is who they truly love and, most times

if you just reach up and pull on their ears,

they will sniffle and run away

to save their little pussycat hides.

Now, one or two will sneak up on you,

flare their muzzle and roar back-

leave those to us lion girls.