THINGS THAT DIDN’T MAKE MY BUCKET LIST
I don’t plan to visit Flint, Michigan.
I’m not going to senior hockey camp.
I will avoid poker games with people who are armed.
I don’t see any value in studying Esperanto.
I don’t plan to spend a year in Antarctica.
I’m not going to do any storm chasing.
I will avoid going on any program that resembles the Jerry Springer Show.
I don’t see any value in learning COBOL.
I don’t plan to bungee jump in the nude.
I’m not going to bungee jump fully clothed.
I will avoid any group tours that feature bungee jumping.
I don’t see any value in preparing for bungee jumping, since I’m never doing it.
I guess I’m just not any fun, am I?
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Great sense of humor! Enjoyed this.
This made me laugh! I like it.
This one is obsessive and broods all the down the page. I like it.
Thank you. I seem to get a lot of mileage out of things that aren’t.