1.
i ran out of shaving cream
about a month ago
and i’ve been using lotion instead
there are parts of my body
i haven’t shaved in a while
but i want to
and i need to—-soon
but i need to buy more shaving cream first

2.
i noticed
that you’re beginning to grow out your facial hair
and i don’t think i like it
and i think the reason why
is that it reminds me
that if i reach my hand up
i can feel my own hair protruding from my chin

3.
my brother told me the other day
that he was finally starting to grow armpit hair
and that he was proud of it
he showed it to me
and i told him that it was nasty
i’m sorry for that