i shouldn’t have drank that warm pbr
i think i’m gonna throw up down the side of the car

when i pull out an american spirit
i know it’s bad for me but i don’t wanna hear it

i’m gonna cut my lip on a chipped shot glass some day
it’s my favorite so i use it anyway

i’m sharing the men’s bathroom stall with my best friend, breaking the seal
even though i know that’s not really real

i’m gonna throw up my pabts blue ribbon
sometimes i want an eating disorder again