Saying “Shut up, you had me at hello” to Renee Zellweger,
Getting Chaka Khan to sing “Through the Fire” to me at my birthday party,
Doing a one-man show on Broadway–in a theater, not on the street (which might actually be realistic),
Getting infected by a new Covid strain that actually makes me healthier,
Winning the Nobel Prize for an invention that came to me in a dream,
And finally, getting appointed the next Poet Laureate.