Her first boyfriend was a
scientist while she was an
English major
And wasn’t that most hare-brained
Predicament
She ever found herself in!

But they both got
Something from it –
He learned that using exclamation marks
Can help you appear excited
Even when you’re not!
And she learned that
What happens
In quantum mechanics
Where the observation of a thing
Changes the thing’s behavior,
Also applied to her.